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Premium Artisan Tea Towel. Heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and hanging loop. Designed and printed in Arizona.

White with black text that highlights any decor - Machine washable and fade resistant - Individually wrapped in a minimalist band with towel name on it for easy display and the perfect gift!

Size: 20x28"

100 % Cotton

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